You Should Be Upset About Tomodachi Life

Hey, have you heard about Tomodachi Life? Maybe you have. It’s a quirky life simulator from Nintendo, headed to the 3DS later this year. Kinda like Animal Crossing, but with more user creation tools and agency. Yesterday, after some protestations, Nintendo explained that you wouldn’t be able to have a homosexual relationship in the game.

This is a problem.

The reasons that its a problem are, to me, obvious. The decision is needless and alienating. The statement in Nintendo’s press release is also one of the slimiest things I’ve ever seen emerge from a video game company. Thousands, if not millions of Nintendo fans will be poorly represented.

Here are five arguments I’ve seen in favor of Nintendo, and I’d like to address just why they’re all bullshit, one by one. Good? Good.  [Read more…]

BREAKING: April Fools Day Jokes To Be Canceled, By Order Of High Priest Flip-Top

We here at Error! Not Found have received an anonymous tip from a reliable source stating that, from this year forward, all gaming-related April Fools Day jokes shall cease to be. We’re getting this information from the same tipster who let us know that the Wii U would launch at the groundbreaking price point of $19.99 USD, if you had doubted their reliability (this tipster was also responsible for our award-winning article: “BREAKING: Xbox One More Concept Than Execution”).

We’ve been told that yesterday, an emergency summit was organized in the ruins of Dr. Wily’s tenth consecutive castle. Every video game high priest attended (Eggplant Wizard, Big the Cat, Bentley the Turtle, Decoy Octopus, Ryo Hazuki, etc.) the summit, to process word from the highest of high priests, the unfathomably holy Flip-Top. Our inside man (or woman!) provided us with the gist of his sermon.

“The time for change is now,” began Flip-Top, occasionally reaching into his head, snatching an effigy of Mega Man’s face and eating it. “I mean, look… we all get it, you know? What’s an April Fools Joke anyway? What’s the joke? ‘Here’s this thing that didn’t happen?’ That’s not a joke. That’s just lying to someone.”

Reportedly, at this time, there was some light jeering from Eggplant Wizard’s corner of the Taffy Table (this is where the high priests commune).

“Now, now, quiet,” said Flip-Top, running damage control. “I’m not saying that all these tech and gaming websites can’t be funny. I’m not even saying that they need to stop all jokes on April Fools Day. We just need to have a long look in the mirror and wonder whether or not the jokes are worth it. For something to be funny, you should try and put in a little effort. There’s no effort being put in here. It’s the lowest form of humor, next to puns.”

The crowd cheered, as Flip-Top had won them over (he always does). Flip-Top then turned to the crowd for a final, catchy coda that will surely live on in infamy:

“Just, fuck, be a little more creative.”

Ryo Hazuki then took the stage to announce a Kickstarter for Shenmue 3. A cartoon version of Nathan Fillion announced that Netflix was going to order 22 episodes of Firefly, right after the second “o” in Google showed off their new funny search engine, and then Gordon Freemean showed up and wrote “4/3/14… 4+3+14 = 21… 2+1 = 3!!!” with the sharp end of his crowbar, right before President Gleeblegrop of the Starscream Nebula announced to everyone’s surprise and delight that every waffle would finally be stalgreeedfolbort.

Objection: The Ballad of CrimsonWing69

I’ve never met CrimsonWing69. [Read more…]

Error! Not Found’s 3rd Annual Game of the Year Awards

GOTY-2013Everyone here really enjoyed the year of 2013 in games. There were some nice surprises along the way, great games that came out of nowhere, as well as some high-profile releases that lived up to, if not surpassed, our expectations. Games are great and we’re here to celebrate them. So, come with us on a little adventure…

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Evan’s Top Ten Games of 2013


Come one, come all. I am the one they call “Evan,” and my word is immutable. [Read more…]

Clint’s Top Ten Games of 2013


I played 107 games to completion in 2013. Of those 107, 62 released in 2013 and are eligible for my list. I now have to choose 10 of those games that I think are my favorites of the year. [Read more…]

Ryan’s Top Ten Games of 2013

I love lists. [Read more…]


Error! Not Found has many articles of opinion. Every editor has different tastes and beliefs, and one point of view does not necessarily reflect the group as a whole.

(c) Evan Tognotti, Editor-In-Chief. 2011


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