Roseanne – Episode Grades From The Series Regular


Here’s every goddamned grade assigned to our first ever completed tentpole show. 

SEASON 1

S1E01 – Life and Stuff: Evan/C, Matthew/C+

S1E02 – We’re In the Money: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S1E03 – D-I-V-O-R-C-E: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S1E04 – Language Lessons: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S1E05 – Radio Days: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S1E06 – Lovers’ Lane: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S1E07 – The Memory Game: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S1E08 – Here’s to Good Friends: Evan/C-, Matthew/C-

S1E09 – Dan’s Birthday Bash: Evan/A-, Matthew/B+

S1E10 – Saturday: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S1E11 – Canoga Time: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S1E12 – The Monday Thru Friday Show: Evan/C-, Matthew/C-

S1E13 – Bridge Over Troubled Sonny: Evan/B+, Matthew/B

S1E14 – Father’s Day: Evan/A-, Matthew/A

S1E15 – Nightmare on Oak Street: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S1E16 – Mall Story: Evan/C+, Matthew/B-

S1E17 – Becky’s Choice: Evan/B-, Matthew/C+

S1E18 – The Slice of Life: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S1E19 – Workin’ Overtime: Evan/C-, Matthew/D+

S1E20 – Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore: Evan/B-, Matthew/C+

S1E21 – Death and Stuff: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S1E22 – Dear Mom and Dad: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S1E23 – Let’s Call It Quits: Evan/C, Matthew/C

Season 1 – Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

SEASON 2

S2E01 – Inherit the Wind: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S2E02 – The Little Sister: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S2E03 – Guilt by Disassociation: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S2E04 – Somebody Stole My Gal: Evan/B, Matthew/A-

S2E05 – House of Grown-ups: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S2E06 – Five of a Kind: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S2E07 – BOO!: Evan/C+, Matthew/C

S2E08 – Sweet Dreams: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S2E09 – We Gather Together: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S2E10 – Brain-Dead Poets Society: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S2E11 – Lobocop: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S2E12 – No Talking: Evan/B+, Matthew/B

S2E13 – Chicken Hearts: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S2E14 – One for the Road: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S2E15 – An Officer and a Gentleman: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S2E16 – Born to Be Wild: Evan/C, Matthew/C+

S2E17 – Hair: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S2E18 – I’m Hungry: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S2E19 – All of Me: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S2E20 – To Tell the Truth: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S2E21 – Fender Bender: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S2E22 – April Fool’s Day: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S2E23 – Fathers and Daughters: Evan/B, Matthew/B+

S2E24 – Happy Birthday: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

Season 2 – Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

SEASON 3

S3E01 – The Test: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S3E02 – Friends and Relatives: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S3E03 – Like a Virgin: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S3E04 – Like a New Job: Evan/B-, Matthew/C+

S3E05 – Goodbye Mr. Right: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S3E06 – Becky, Beds and Boys: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S3E07 – Trick or Treat: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S3E08 – PMS, I Love You: Evan/B, Matthew/B+

S3E09 – Bird is the Word: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S3E10 – Dream Lover: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S3E11 – Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S3E12 – Confessions: Evan/A, Matthew/A-

S3E13 – The Courtship of Eddie, Dan’s Father: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S3E14 – The Wedding: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S3E15 – Becky Doesn’t Live Here Anymore: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S3E16 – Home-Ec: Evan/B-, Matthew/C+

S3E17 – Valentine’s Day: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S3E18 – Communicable Theater: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S3E19 – Vegas Interruptus: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S3E20 – Her Boyfriend’s Back: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S3E21 – Troubles with the Rubbles: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S3E22 – Second Time Around: Evan/C, Matthew/C+

S3E23 – Dances with Darlene: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S3E24 – Scene from a Barbecue: Evan/D+, Matthew/C-

S3E25 – The Pied Piper of Lanford: Evan/C, Matthew/C

Season 3 – Evan/B-, Matthew/B

SEASON 4

S4E01 – A Bitter Pill to Swallow: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S4E02 – Take My Bike…Please!: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S4E03 – Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S4E04 – Darlene Fades to Black: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S4E05 – Tolerate Thy Neighbor: Evan/B+, Matthew/B

S4E06 – Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down: Evan/C-, Matthew/C

S4E07 – Vegas: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S4E08 – Vegas, Vegas: Evan/D-, Matthew/D-

S4E09 – Stressed to Kill: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S4E10 – Thanksgiving ’91: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S4E11 – Kansas City, Here We Come: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S4E12 – Santa Claus: Evan/B-, Matthew/B

S4E13 – Bingo: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S4E14 – The Bowling Show: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S4E15 – The Back Story: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S4E16 – Less is More: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S4E17 – Breaking Up is Hard to Do: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S4E18 – This Old House: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S4E19 – The Commercial Show: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S4E20 – Therapy: Evan/A, Matthew/A-

S4E21 – Lies: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S4E22 – Deliverance: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S4E23 – Secrets: Evan/B+, Matthew/A-

S4E24 – Don’t Make Me Over: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S4E25 – Aliens: Evan/A, Matthew/A

Season 4 – Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

SEASON 5

S5E01 – Terms of Estrangement: Part 1: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E02 – Terms of Estrangement: Part 2: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E03 – The Dark Ages: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E04 – Mommy Nearest: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S5E05 – Pretty in Black: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S5E06 – Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S5E07 – Halloween IV: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S5E08 – Ladies’ Choice: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S5E09 – Stand on Your Man: Evan/B, Matthew/B-+

S5E10 – Good Girls, Bad Girls: Evan/A, Matthew/A-

S5E11 – Of Ice and Men: Evan/B, Matthew/B+

S5E12 – No Place Like Home for the Holidays: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S5E13 – Crime and Punishment: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E14 – War and Peace: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E15 – Lanford Daze: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S5E16 – Wait Till Your Father Gets Home: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E17 – First Cousin, Twice Removed: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S5E18 – Lose a Job, Winnebago: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S5E19 – It’s a Boy: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S5E20 – It Was Twenty Years Ago Today: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S5E21 – Playing with Matches: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S5E22 – Promises, Promises: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S5E23 – Glengarry, Glen Rosey: Evan/B+, Matthew/B

S5E24 – Tooth or Consequences: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S5E25 – Daughters and Other Strangers: Evan/A, Matthew/A

Season 5 – Evan/A, Matthew/A

SEASON 6

S6E01 – Two Down, One to Go: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S6E02 – The Mommy’s Curse: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E03 – Party Politics: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E04 – A Stash from the Past: Evan/A, Matthew/A-

S6E05 – Be My Baby: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E06 – Halloween V: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E07 – Homeward Bound: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S6E08 – Guilt by Imagination: Evan/A-, Matthew/A

S6E09 – Homecoming: Evan/C+, Matthew/B-

S6E10 – Thanksgiving ’93: Evan/B+. Matthew/B+

S6E11 – The Driver’s Seat: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S6E12 – White Trash Christmas: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S6E13 – Suck Up or Shut Up: Evan/C-, Matthew/C

S6E14 – Busted: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S6E15 – David vs. Goliath: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S6E16 – Everyone Comes to Jackie’s: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S6E17 – Don’t Make Room for Daddy: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E18 – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S6E19 – Labor Day: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S6E20 – Past Imperfect: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S6E21 – Lies My Father Told Me: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S6E22 – I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep: Evan/B+, Matthew/A-

S6E23 – Body by Jake: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S6E24 – Isn’t It Romantic?: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S6E25 – Altar Egos: Evan/B+, Matthew/A-

Season 6 – Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

SEASON 7

S7E01 – Nine is Enough: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E02 – Two for One: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S7E03 – Snoop Davey Dave: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S7E04 – Girl Talk: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S7E05 – Sleeper: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E06 – Skeleton in the Closet: Evan/D+, Matthew/C-

S7E07 – Follow the Son: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E08 – Punch and Jimmy: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E09 – White Men Can’t Kiss: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S7E10 – Thanksgiving ’94: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S7E11 – Maybe Baby: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S7E12 – The Parenting Trap: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S7E13 – Rear Window: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S7E14 – My Name is Bev: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S7E15 – Bed and Bored: Evan/B, Matthew/B+

S7E16 – Sisters: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E17 – Lost Youth: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S7E18 – Single Married Female: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S7E19/20 – All About Rosey: Evan/C-, Matthew/C-

S7E21 – Husbands and Wives: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S7E22 – Happy Trailers: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S7E23 – The Blaming of the Shrew: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S7E24 – The Birds and the Frozen Bees: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S7E25 – Couch Potatoes: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S7E26 – Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

Season 7 – Evan/B, Matthew/B

SEASON 8

S8E01 – Shower the People You Love With Stuff: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S8E02 – Let Them Eat Junk: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S8E03 – Roseanne in the Hood: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S8E04 – The Last Date: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S8E05 – Halloween: The Final Chapter: Evan/F, Matthew/F

S8E06 – The Fifties Show: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S8E07 – The Getaway, Almost: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S8E08 – The Last Thursday in November: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S8E09 – Of Mice and Dan: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S8E10 – Direct to Video: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S8E11 – December Bride: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S8E12 – The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract: Evan/D+, Matthew/C

S8E13 – The White Sheep of the Family: Evan/B, Matthew/B+

S8E14 – Becky Howser, M.D.: Evan/A-, Matthew/A

S8E15 – Out of the Past: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S8E16 – Construction Junction: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S8E17 – We’re Going to Disney World: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S8E18 – Disney World War II: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S8E19 – Springtime for David: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S8E20 – Another Mouth to Shut Up: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S8E21 – Morning Becomes Obnoxious: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S8E22 – Ballroom Blitz: Evan/D-, Matthew/D-

S8E23 – The Wedding: Evan/A-, Matthew/A-

S8E24 – Heart & Soul: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S8E25 – Fights and Stuff: Evan/A, Matthew/A

Season 8 – Evan/C-, Matthew/C-

SEASON 9

S9E01 – Call Waiting: Evan/C, Matthew/C

S9E02 – Millions from Heaven: Evan/B, Matthew/B-

S9E03 – What a Day for a Daydream: Evan/D+, Matthew/C-

S9E04 – Honor Thy Mother: Evan/C, Matthew/C-

S9E05 – Someday My Prince Will Come: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S9E06 – Pampered to a Pulp: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S9E07 – Satan, Darling: Evan/D, Matthew/D

S9E08 – Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti: Evan/D+, Matthew/D+

S9E09 – Roseambo: Evan/F, Matthew/F

S9E10 – Home is Where the Afghan Is: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S9E11 – Mothers and Other Strangers: Evan/B-, Matthew/B

S9E12 – Home for the Holidays: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S9E13 – Say It Ain’t So: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S9E14 – Hit the Road, Jack: Evan/A, Matthew/A

S9E15 – The War Room: Evan/B+, Matthew/B+

S9E16 – Lanford’s Elite: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S9E17 – Some Enchanted Merger: Evan/C+, Matthew/C+

S9E18 – A Second Chance: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S9E19 – The Miracle: Evan/B, Matthew/B

S9E20 – Roseanne-Feld: Evan/B-, Matthew/B-

S9E21 – The Truth Be Told: Evan/C, Matthew/C-

S9E22 – Arsenic and Old Mom: Evan/C-, Matthew/D

S9E23/24 – Into That Good Night: Evan/A, Matthew/A

Season 9 – Evan/B-, Matthew/C+

EVAN’S TOP FIVE EPISODES

1. Terms of Estrangement

2. Into That Good Night

3. An Officer and a Gentleman

4. It’s A Boy

5. Darlene Fades To Black

MATTHEW’S TOP FIVE EPISODES

1. Terms of Estrangement

2. Aliens

3. Lies My Father Told Me

4. Into That Good Night

5. An Officer and a Gentleman

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